The Fun of Being Single

Before I start my paper and finish sparknote-ing a book I did not read, I want to shed some light on the single life. People think it's SO horrid, but it's actually pretty stress-less.

#1) You save your money on gifts: No extra money on a good birthday gift, Valentine's day present, Christmas junk, Chinese New Year fun, etc... Spend that hard earned cash on yo self!

#2) No angry texts saying, "Why didn't you text me at all?!": It's just annoying. It's not like your life revolves around just one individual

#3) Your friends don't get mad at you if you say you had plans with ___ already: Now you can focus of perfecting your relationship with your wonderful sidekicks and see their cheery faces!

#4) If you see a nice looking individual, you don't feel guilty for looking: Of course, there are always those couple of people who do have a boyfriend or girlfriend and continue to look at others...

#5) Flirting is a guilt-free trip!: Once again, there are the selected few who still do this with a lover...

#6) It's easier to figure out what type of person you want to be with: Take time to think about your goals and what type of person can fit into your lifestyle.

#7) Self-actualization: Find out who you are before jumping into something.

#8) Your bed is made strictly for you: You don't have to worry about sharing the blanket, cold feet touching yours, snore-ers, the wild sleeper that tries to fight you. You are free to sleep however you want!

#9) You can make yourself happy before trying to make someone else happy: I know I'm one of those people who put everyone before them self. Now, do what you want to do, when you want, how you want.

#10) You are able to love yourself before you can love someone else: Do I need to say more? How can you say you love a boy or girl when you can't love yourself first?

#11) You don't have to hide any flaws because you think that person might not like it:Go on and let your nappy hairs free! It's not like you need to impress anyone.

#12) You don't have to try to impress any parents or family members: Less stress. More sleep.

#13) Who are you gonna start a fight with? The mirror?: Really... there is zero fighting when you're single.

#14) Watch whatever shows you want without complaints: National Geographic, Pitt Boss, Oprah, Dr. Phil, Sappy Lifetime movies, etc... You name it, it's all yours!

#15) Finally, no worries of a break up, cheating or anything else that can let you down!: You have nothing else to worry about!