Can You Be My Daddy?

And I'm not talking about the candy...

Here are some of the definitions of a "sugar daddy" found on urbandictionary.com if you don't know what this is...

Sugar Daddy:
1) Like a genie - he may be a little old, but if a girl rubs his lamp, he'll grant her wishes.
(She uses her sugar daddy for his money, but he sure gets some service in return!)

2) A man who provides money or other favors in exchange for sexual relations
("All that bitch wants is a sugar daddy.")

3)An older man who is able to gain a younger woman by having lots of cash and assets. The younger woman is known as a 'gold digger'. A sugar daddy is generally being used by the 'gold-digger' for his house, cars and money.
(Female: "Shit...I did too many drugs throughout skool, how am I supposed to earn income?...I know! I'll get myself a sugar daddy.")

Those were funny. But still... It's kinda gross if you think about it. Some of these guys are like 40+, maybe even 60+ looking for a hot piece of eye candy to get some boom-boom from and she gets a Mercedes, some Prada shoes, & get to ride his Rolls Royce or Maybach down Rodeo Drive for the week. Hey! She might even get a shopping spree in Paris is he's THAT rich.

To me, this is not appealing. No matter how much I love shopping and designer everything, I could never stoop down this low to go out to get a sugar daddy. My goods are too good for some nasty old perv to be having fantasies about. Ugh. On top of that, some girls have more than 1 sugar daddy! Say what?!

How does a girl keep up with them all?! They're like little pets!

And the new VH1 show "Megan Wants a Millionaire" doesn't make the whole sugar daddy idea so dim either. A bunch of men with money showering a not so attractive (to me atleast) girl with expensive gifts & telling her how beautiful she is. Sounds nice for the moment until:

1) You see how ugly he really is.

2) You get tired of the gifts. After a while, you'll have everything.

3) He might run outta money. We're in a recession you know.

Regardless if you like the idea of a sugar daddy or not, people will still continue to do it. Some girls like the attention and gifts, while others (like mysefl) are more in to the sentimental things in life. You know. Like a macaroni necklace/project with our initals in it. Or Flowers. Or writing a song for me. Or just coming up with something creatively thoughtful. That's way better than some Versace glasses and a Chanel bag with a Chihuahua in it.

How do you feel about sugar daddys? Would you get one (or have one)? Which gifts are better: a thoughtful & creative once in a while or designer gifts and anything you want?